I love being part of fashion trends – it makes your photos so much fun to look at years later – but the bacon bra?
Trend Hunter Fashion reports on fashion trend and this is one which I don’t think I’ll be following any time soon. It’s called the bacon bra. Someone (we’re not sure who because they aren’t coming forward with their name) thought it would be a great idea.
I’m sure it was. I’m sure their hubby or boyfriend thought it was one of the greatest things since sliced bread. Bacon always gets a guy’s heart going pitter-pat.
I’m sure her dog followed her around everywhere she went with a pitter-pat too.
Why a Bacon Bra?
Before you shake your head in disbelief, may I remind you of Lady Gaga’s meat dress?
She set a trend, okay? Now there’s someone out there who was forward thinking enough (or drunk enough) to come up with an “homage” to the meat dress with exotic bacon bra.
Now you’re more interested, aren’t you.
If a rockstar wears meat YOU can take it up a notch with meat candy lingerie.
In the same way that people look at the haute couture dresses on the Paris runway and re-create their own saner everyday versions, we can have fun with meat dresses and bacon bras that are a little more sensible but attention-getting.
In my humble opinion, it looks a lot nicer and would probably be a whole lot more comfortable. But to each his or her own.
(There’s even a matching Bacon Suit for your guy, if you are so inclined.)
This cuts of meat dress is fun too. (Cuts correlate to cuts of meat on a cow – which we know has nothing to do with bacon but we still like it.)