I Prefer My Toast on the Dark Side

Darth Vader Bread Imprinting Toaster
Be the coolest kid on the block with this Darth Vader Bread Imprinting Toaster!
Here’s What They Say:
If there’s something every Sith Lord knows how to do it’s make a balanced breakfast! While the Jedi have to live off of Jawa juice and fried nerfsteak, the Dark Lord of the Sith prefers to have a reminder of his fiery Mustafar defeat at his breakfast table. Every morning he burns that moment into a slice of bread with the Darth Vader Toaster. This black, ominous kitchen appliance easily leaves the mark of Vader’s helmet in every yummy piece of toast. Slather some Bantha butter on top, or make two pieces for an extra-Sithy BLT. Force power not required to operate toaster!
Here’s What I Say:
This is one of StarWars.com’s top ten best selling items – so why haven’t I heard of it before, and why don’t I have one on my kitchen counter?
There’s no family geekier than mine, and no bigger Star Wars fan than the 5 of us.


Weekly information & inspiration for Merrymakers in their inbox.

We don’t spam! Read our privacy policy for more info.

0 0 votes
Article Rating
Notify of

Inline Feedbacks
View all comments